Call Me Anytime (The Protectors #1) Read Online Max Monroe

Categories Genre: Alpha Male, Contemporary, Funny, Suspense, Virgin Tags Authors: Series: The Protectors Series by Max Monroe
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Total pages in book: 109
Estimated words: 102903 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 515(@200wpm)___ 412(@250wpm)___ 343(@300wpm)
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A virgin phone sex operator. A detective. And a murder. Love shows up at the oddest times in this funny, emotional, and suspenseful romantic comedy by New York Times bestselling author Max Monroe.

Down and almost out in Nashville, Hannah May takes a job at what she thinks is a telemarketing company. To her shock, it’s a phone sex hotline. Unfortunately, the only role-playing Hannah can do with conviction is as a cash-strapped twenty-five-year-old virgin caring for a mother with Alzheimer’s. If only her callers were into that fantasy. Instead, one of them is looking for a killer.

Detective Dominic Dunn is investigating the murder of another hotline operator when Hannah’s endearing awkwardness, quirky charm, and fierce devotion to her mother crack his professional facade. Despite the circumstances, their connection is instant and electric. For the first time in years, Hannah finds herself living instead of just surviving—even if that means playing amateur sleuth between awkward attempts at phone seduction.

But as their relationship deepens and the investigation intensifies, Dominic’s protective instincts go into overdrive. With every call Hannah takes, she gets closer to both love and danger.

Because somewhere in Nashville, on the other end of her line, a killer is waiting

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1

Hannah

Monday, May 6

10:00 a.m.

When I was a little girl, I used to dream of the future a lot. Of fancy houses and a handsome husband and jet-setting trips to the south of France. I pictured perfectly manicured nails and lawns, and I imagined big diamond necklaces resting heavily around my clavicle.

Instead, at twenty-five, I sit inside a warehouse on the outskirts of downtown Nashville, Tennessee, in a dingy office on the second floor, wafting cigarette smoke away from my face as discreetly as I possibly can while the woman interviewing me for a telemarketing job blows a continuous stream in my direction.

This, friends, is not what dreams are made of.

“I see it says on your résumé that you just left a job at Alliance?” Margo, my interviewer, asks.

“Yes. That’s correct.” I wiggle in my seat to sit a little taller, desperate to make the best of this situation. After fifteen interviews and no job offers in the last month, I don’t have much choice.

Margo Mavis’s makeup is thick—blue eye shadow, pink lips, pink blush—and her jet-black hair is almost as big as her currently pushed-up breasts, which I can only assume are fake. They, like NASA, defy gravity. Everything else about her is aged—like she’s a character straight out of ’80s TV—and, since her office is windowless and there isn’t a fan or air purifier in sight, her views on the risks of indoor smoking seem just as old fashioned.

“And what’s Alliance, hon? A club?” She drops my single sheet of job history to the desk in front of her and takes another drag from her Virginia Slim.

“A club?” My eyebrows draw together. “No. It’s a medical-based technology company. I was doing data entry, but they’re relocating to Atlanta and aren’t offering any remote positions.”

Margo takes another drag, and a few ashes fall onto the neckline of her red sweater, which covers little more than her nipples—and comes nowhere near her neck. She brushes them off with a nonchalant hand, but not before they burn a tiny hole in the fabric. For continuity within the look she’s going for, the heavily coated foundation around her eyes cracks to reveal a few crow’s-feet as she squints down at my résumé for another quick read. “You have any experience on calls?”

“Um . . . I did some cold-calling with Alliance, but I’ve never been in direct sales before,” I admit, fudging the truth a little in the hopes that it makes me sound less like a fish out of water. Nadine, my old boss at Alliance, did attempt to put me on the sales team at one point, but after a week of calls and no actual sales, back to data entry I had gone. Being pushy with strangers isn’t one of my fortes.

Still, I’m desperate for a job, any job, and if that means doing a crash course on slick tricks via YouTube tutorial, then so be it. I wouldn’t be sitting here, secondhand smoking my way to bronchogenic carcinoma, if I weren’t willing to do anything necessary.

I’ve got a lot counting on me to bring in a steady stream of reasonable income—things I absolutely cannot sacrifice—and every day I’m not doing that, we go farther in the hole.

When Margo doesn’t say anything, I feel the urge to expand, the impulse to convince her to give me a chance nearly overpowering.

“I’m a dedicated employee, though. I give a hundred and ten percent to every assignment,” I add. “It might take me a day or two to get my feet under me, but I’m confident in my ability to adapt.”

Margo meets my eyes, searching my face for a long beat before nodding. “You’ve got a nice sound, I’ll give you that. A nice look, too, not that that matters too much around here.”


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