Kingdom of Tricksters and Fools (Kissed by Thorns #1) Read Online Ruby Vincent

Categories Genre: Alpha Male Tags Authors: Series: Kissed by Thorns Series by Ruby Vincent
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Total pages in book: 197
Estimated words: 186911 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 935(@200wpm)___ 748(@250wpm)___ 623(@300wpm)
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Alisdair picked at something under his claw. “Being an orphan doesn’t excuse thievery, little bird. Destroying a man’s livelihood must be punished. The law is unforgiving, but it is the law.”

“What law!”

He looked me straight in the eyes. “Me.”

I clamped down hard on my jaw, penning in a string of obscenities that would’ve made half the room faint.

“No,” I forced out, “being orphaned doesn’t excuse thievery, but it does explain it. He’s alone in the world and he needs our help. We’ll help you,” I said, turning on the little boy. “And, Sir Jotham, we’ll pay you what you would’ve made for the jam.”

I clapped. “Bradach, Aeris, will you see to it that Jotham gets his payment, and that this boy—”

“Sentence denied,” Alisdair sliced in. “Foalan, continue.”

Foalan converged on him, ratcheting the boy’s screams louder.

“I told you not to fucking move!” I jumped between them, and tore Foalan’s sword from its sheath. I leveled it directly against his heart. “Why would you reject my solution?” I demanded of Alisdair, but stayed fixed on Foalan. Commander of Lumenfell’s army, I knew I only disarmed him because he let me. When he made a move to get his sword back, I had to be ready.

“There’s no reason for you to say no.”

“There’s every reason. This isn’t an orphanage or a charity. Once word gets out that you’re throwing coin at every merchant with a down-on-their-luck story, and taking in every weepy beggar child, we’ll be inundated with pleas—and then despised by everyone rejected.”

My eyes narrowed to slits. “Don’t give me that horseshit. When the bird faeriken were stealing, coin and housing are exactly what you gave them!”

“In exchange for work,” he bellowed back, slamming his fist on the chair arm. “They couldn’t fight their instincts. This boy has no such excuse. Foalan!”

I growled at Foalan when he dared to twitch. “I’ll shove this sword so far through your heart, it’ll come out your ass!” Little arms threw around my waist, hugging me in a death grip. “You’re not hurting this child, Alisdair. You think it’s some kind of problem if other orphans find out I helped him, and come with their hands out?

“I say nothing would make me happier, not even if Meya parted the clouds and struck you down dead. Me and all the forgotten children of Lumenfell will toast your death with the golden goblets collecting dust in your front hall, while wearing the diamonds, necklaces, and crowns rusting in the hall above that one!”

“Diamonds don’t rust!”

“Argh!” Swinging my arms up, I lobbed the sword across the dais—flinging it directly at his head.

“Tiresome woman!” Magic stopped the tip an inch from his nose, and sent it soaring away.

Bradach cawed, jumping out of the way. The sword stuck in the wall, pinning his feather to the stone.

“Fine!” Alisdair broke the chair arm slamming his fist. It was made of pure bronze. “Since you’re so attached to the thieving little beggar, he shall receive your sentence.

“Aeris, send him to the slave marts!”

I backed away, keeping both Foalan and Aeris in my sights. The boy stumbled back with me. “That is not what I said.”

Alisdair’s grin was nasty. “You said he should be treated like the bird faeriken.”

“Oh my Meya, you enslaved them?” I rasped. “You— You— Monster!”

“Aeris, you were given an order.”

I held him tighter. “If you dare try to sell him, I’ll buy him myself. Then I’ll set him free with a sack full of your riches, and your worthless severed head!”

A loud, dangerous snarl ripped from his throat—tumbling out with his lengthening fangs.

My grin was even nastier. “Those don’t scare me, husband, they’ll be between my legs soon enough.”

Alisdair threw up his hands, making me lurch back. Something flew through the palace entrance and slammed into his palm. He threw it at Jotham. “Very well, the blessed queen of Lumenfell has spoken. We have bought your problem off your hands, and he now lives and works here—or he dies.”

Jotham fumbled catching one of the very golden goblets I spoke of.

“Aeris, take him to the kitchens.”

“Wait—”

Alisdair snapped his fingers and both Aeris and the boy were gone.

We glared each other down for a long, tense silence.

“I will find him,” I hissed. “I’ll set him free.”

“A hollow threat. You can’t even free yourself.”

Deep, seething, corrosive hatred burned my soul to cinders. I ached to get away from him, or grab another sword and keep throwing until I hit something that hurt.

Lifting my chin, I climbed the dais and gingerly reclaimed my throne.

“Uh, my lord?” Jotham held up the goblet. “I don’t know what to do with—”

“Get out,” Shadowsoul roared, the beast ripping through his handsome visage in an instant.

Jotham stumbled over his feet running away.

In a way I could claim victory. I finally tore his calm, cool mask to shreds. We both flung back in our seats, throwing glowers and bared teeth across the divide.


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