Falling for the Fake Lumberjack (Axes & Endzones #1) Read Online Sara Ney

Categories Genre: Alpha Male, Contemporary, Sports Tags Authors: Series: Axes & Endzones Series by Sara Ney
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Total pages in book: 89
Estimated words: 88460 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 442(@200wpm)___ 354(@250wpm)___ 295(@300wpm)
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“Team?” Bill scoffs. “Dude, for the second time today—we are not your team! We’re coworkers.”

“Enough!” Annabelle claps her hands sharply to cut them off. “Everyone back to work. I have actual things to organize that don’t involve babysitting a bunch of overgrown boys.”

She stalks off, muttering under her breath about liability waivers, leaving us standing in awkward silence.

I shift my feet.

Harris stretches as if he hadn’t gotten scolded. “All right, you heard her. Back to work! Someone hand me another log.” He wiggles his fingers.

“Or,” Wally suggests. “You could stop showing off and actually learn how to roll one of those things. You know—since that’s your job.”

Wally’s built like a truck—broad shoulders, tree-trunk arms, and a face that has seen one too many bar fights. His flannel shirt has the arms cut off; it’s worn and faded, displaying the kind of forearms that could split wood without an axe. Sawdust clings to his jeans, and he’s eyeing Harris like he’s trying to figure out if he’s joking or plain useless.

Kyle is a little lean for a lumberjack but no less imposing. He’s perched with his booted feet planted wide, a hat pulled low over his sharp features. His beard is scruffy, peppered with premature gray, and when he looks up from his phone, his eyes are twinkling.

“All that fucker has done is pose,” Bill drawls, flicking a wood shaving into the lake. “Didn’t think this was a beauty contest.”

“I’m versatile,” Harris fires back, still grinning as he straightens up.

Bill snorts. “Versatile at what? Wasting time? Where the hell did they find you?”

Wally stands idly by, observing the chaos—the oldest of the group, with deep-set eyes and a voice that sounds like gravel. He’s got thick arms and a scar cutting through one eyebrow and has a menacing glower. Unlike the other two, he doesn’t bother cracking smiles or jokes.

He narrows his gaze on Harris and growls, “You think the log is gonna roll itself, pretty boy?”

Whoa.

I raise my eyebrows in response.

Harris lets out a low whistle, unbothered. “You’re a black ray of sunshine, huh?” he quips. “Who pissed you off?”

Wally grunts, grabbing a log with one hand and chucking it onto the dock, where it lands with a thud. “This isn’t summer camp, kid. Either pick up the pace or get out of the way.”

Harris tilts his head, eyeing the guy up and down. “Jeez, dude. Do you practice that stare in the mirror, or does it come naturally?”

Wally doesn’t blink. “You wanna waste time running your mouth, or you wanna learn how not to crack your skull open?”

Kyle mutters under his breath. “I kinda wanna see him crack his skull open.”

I giggle, barely suppressing my grin. “Let’s not encourage head trauma.”

Harris holds up a hand, completely unfazed. “Relax, old man. I got this.”

Wally wipes his hands on his jeans and folds his arms across his chest. “You ever actually been on a rolling log before, or were you hoping charm was gonna carry you across the lake?”

Harris puffs out his chest. Walks to the edge of the dock and gazes down into the water, where logs bob up and down from the wake. I watch as he bends over and drags one closer to the pier.

He plants one foot on the log.

The log responds immediately by shifting beneath him. Rolling. Wet. Harris wobbles, arms shooting out to the sides for balance, and I swear, the entire group collectively holds their breath.

“Careful now,” the crabby guy grumbles. “Don’t make me jump in and rescue you.”

I can hardly bear to watch, peeking between my fingers.

“He looks real steady to me,” Wally calls, voice heavy with sarcasm. “A true professional.”

“Shut up, Wallace!” Harris snaps, doing his best to adjust his footing on a soaking wet log.

Everything about this is all wrong: his swim trunks, his boots. His attitude.

One foot on the log.

He steadies it, holding it still.

“The kid is about to baptize himself,” Bill announces.

“Stop calling me kid, William,” Harris grits out. From here, I can see him leaning too far to one side to remain stable. “I’ve got this.”

“Five bucks says he’s down in three seconds,” Wally mutters.

“Two seconds,” Bill corrects.

“One.” I laugh.

As if on cue, Harris’s feet slip out from under him, his arms flailing wildly before he hits the water with a spectacular splash.

The entire dock goes silent for a beat; the only sound is the rippling of water and the faint squawk of a seagull overhead.

Bill lets out a booming laugh. “Called it! Two seconds.”

Wally doubles over, clutching his stomach. “Ten out of ten on the dismount! The boy cannot stay out of the water!”

Harris resurfaces with a sputter, blinking lake water out of his eyes. He pushes his soaked hair back with both hands before leveling the group with an unimpressed glare.

“You’re sooo hilarious.”

With a grunt, he hauls himself onto the dock, boots squishing as water pools around him. His drenched T-shirt clings to his chest, his swim trunks sag a little lower, and his pride?


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