My Totally Unfair Deal Read Online Whitney G

Categories Genre: Alpha Male, Contemporary, Novella Tags Authors:
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Total pages in book: 42
Estimated words: 43239 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 216(@200wpm)___ 173(@250wpm)___ 144(@300wpm)
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“Good. Is your little sister still on the way?”

“No, she should already be there. She texted me thirty minutes ago.”

“Any idea what she’s wearing?”

“Jeans and a white T-shirt, but she has fire-engine red hair. You can’t miss her.”

I scan the crowd again. “I don’t see anybody that fits that description, Jackson.”

There are two redheads in pantsuits... and then there’s… her.

There’s no fucking way...

“Let me call you back and check.” Jackson hangs up to call her, and I watch as her phone lights up.

Her gaze snaps to mine, and her jaw drops.

“Yes,” she says, walking over, sounding stunned. “Yes, I’ve found him.”

Her eyes practically twitch with disbelief as she listens to whatever he’s saying to her.

“Fine. I’ll be very nice,” she mutters before hanging up.

“Good to hear that.” I extend a hand. “So, I guess this means we should start over?”

“I parked in the A lot.” She spins on her heel. “Follow me.”

FOUR

ELIZA

Why do the sexiest men always have to be douchebags?

Then again, calling Mr. Manhattan “sexy” doesn’t do him justice.

With his dark jeans and black button-down—unbuttoned just enough to piss me off—he somehow looks even better now than he did when he first ruined my final day in New York.

I can feel him watching me as I speed down the highway, but I keep my eyes forward.

The last time my brother made me pick up one of his friends, it was a guy who claimed he wanted to help run the farm.

He lasted two days.

Turned out the only thing he knew how to do was water plants—and even that took coaching.

“Is this normally how you treat your guests?” Mr. Manhattan asks, his voice smooth.

“You’re my brother’s guest.”

“My name is Harrison.”

“That’s nice.” I turn up the radio.

He lets out a low laugh.

I press harder on the gas. The quicker we’re out of this car, the better.

And of course—because karma has a twisted sense of humor—blue and white lights flash in my rearview mirror.

Sirens follow.

“If you’d been nicer to me,” Harrison says, “I would’ve warned you that you were doing thirty over the speed limit.”

“Thank you so much for sharing that now.”

“You’re very welcome.”

I pull over and lean across him to grab my license and registration from the glove box.

The smell of his cologne nearly makes me forget why we’re being pulled over, but I snap out of it and roll down my window.

“Good evening, Miss,” the officer says, leaning in.

“Evening.” I hand him the paperwork.

“Wait a minute…” He shines a flashlight directly in my face. “It’s Eliza again, Sheriff!”

“I’m coming,” the sheriff calls from the second patrol car. He walks up to my window with a groan. “Eliza, how many times do we have to tell you the speed limit signs aren’t suggestions?”

“My speedometer’s broken,” I lie.

“You say that every time.” He sighs. “Just call her brother. That’ll hurt more than any ticket.”

“Yes, sir.” The officer nods. He shines a light over at Harrison. “Speaking of your brother… does he know about your boyfriend here?”

“He’s not my boyfriend.”

“Who is he, then?”

“Yeah,” the sheriff adds. “Should I warn him that dating you comes with a life insurance requirement?”

Oh my God...

The sheriff doesn’t wait for an answer. He marches over to the passenger side.

Harrison rolls down the window casually, like he’s used to this kind of drama.

“Who the hell are you?” the sheriff asks.

“Harrison Jones. Or the Harrison Jones—from The Dating Experience, if you were into podcasts a few years back before I sold it.”

“That was your podcast?”

“Very much so.”

The second he says it, both officers lose their minds.

Suddenly, I’m invisible.

They’re tripping over each other for autographs, selfies, and new podcast recommendations.

I manage to escape without a ticket—or a lecture from Jackson.

But from the way Harrison looks at me as we pull back onto the road, I can tell he thinks he’s owed a thank you.

I hand him the aux cord instead.

FIVE

HARRISON

Miss Country Time speeds down a winding stretch of road framed by tall, blooming magnolia trees.

A pristine white picket fence borders acres of pink and white flowers, with elegant wooden signs pointing the way to a garden-inspired spa, farm-to-table restaurant, hot springs pool, and hot tub villas.

In the distance, a massive white estate with cream shutters and a bold red front door comes into view.

Okay, maybe Jackson wasn’t exaggerating about the luxury.

“We’re here,” she says abruptly, slamming the brakes once we’re in front of the main house. “My brother’s on the porch.”

“Can you at least tell me your name?” I ask. “So I can properly thank you for the ride?”

The sheriff and his deputy had called her Eliza, Lizzie, and Liza, so at this point I’m playing guessing games.

She yanks the keys from the ignition and bolts out of the car like it’s on fire.

I watch her storm right past Jackson without so much as a glance.

“You’ll have to excuse my sister,” Jackson says, shaking his head. “Hospitality’s not exactly her strong suit.”


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